 For we need a little Christmas, Right this very minute, Candles in the window, Carols at the spinet, Yes, we need a little Christmas, Right this very minute, It hasn't snowed a single flurry, But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry.  Climb down the chimney, Turn on the brightest string Of lights I've ever seen, Slice up the fruitcake, It's time we hung some tinsel On the evergreen bough.  For I've grown a little leaner, Grown a little colder, Grown a little sadder, Grown a little older, And I need a little angel Sitting on my shoulder, Need a little Christmas now.  For we need a little music, Need a little laughter, Need a little singing, Ringing through the rafter, And we need a little snappy Happy ever after, Need a little Christmas now.   |
Be Simple, but look Stylish;
Be Tough, but look Soft;
Be Tensed, but look Cool;
Be a Beginner, but look like a Winner;
that's the way of living Life.
Success is never Permanent
Failure is never Final
So always don't stop trying
until your Victory makes a History
Affection is not measured
when both take care of each other;
It is measured when one ignores
& the other still continues to do so.
One day Life asked Dreams
'When will you all come true?'
Dreams smiled & said
'Never!
Because the day I come true,
'I will loose my meaning'
A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then…………………..
He married the one with the biggest Boobs...!!
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